E-lay (Net-lay)

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).

I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first e-lay (net-lay) and I am looking forward to more.

by mhmhmh March 28, 2009

net banger

A net banger pretends to be "gangsta" over the internet, in chatrooms, forums etc. and usually is some 10 year old rich white kid, they often "spel rong in purepos to shaw ppl thei havnt goto skool match" or just "5pe11 1337"

g4ngst4h_187: u a snitch a55 n1gg4 homie
Jonathan: wtf?
Joe: nevermind he is just another net banger

by SuckMyBalls January 17, 2008

Spritecranberry.net

A shock site disguised as a website to get a free Sprite Cranberry. Please don't type it up.

Person 1: "Hey, what have you done today?
Person 2: "I looked up "Spritecranberry.net but it traumatized me when I realized I didn't get a free can of Sprite Cranberry. It just redirected me to some weird YouTube video!
Person 1: "I warned you not to type that URL up!"

by Dilly Mackey November 24, 2019

net new

What is new if you don't count what was already there or done before.

What is the net new for this version of your software?

by organic sockmonkey November 12, 2013

battle.net

Blizzard's multiplayer gaming hosting service well known for it's horrible interface, and terrible reliability. It is frequented by thousands upon thousands of people with 56k in remote corners of the earth.

i tried to host a game on battle.net but it took a long time, and when it finally worked, a bunch of people joined who didn't speak english and didn't have the map.

by clipz March 19, 2005

nhentai.net

A site where that's basically a byproduct of a what if. If twitter was instead a place where horny degenerates go to have war with people who have opinions not the same as them.

In the scale of comment section tier list, this shit would go at rock bottom. It's a fucking circus.

Be warned, only go there if you want to laugh at horny morons arguing over hentai.

A: Look at this. *shows ss of the tards in wn arguing over some idiotic shit*
B: Lmfao, those morons at nhentai.net are at it again?

by Adlamung December 24, 2021

Riding the net bareback

Going on the internet without internet security such as an anti virus programme, derived from the sexual practice of not using condoms 'riding bareback'

I don't have anti virus I'm riding the net bareback

by kezangel April 23, 2011