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Domestic Relationship

When two or more people of the same gender live together and practice a homosexual lifestyle.
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are in a domestic relationship.

My English teacher lives with her two sons and life partner in a domestic relationship
by 16iKnow16 March 13, 2011
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relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009
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Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.
"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"
by VicGoria January 26, 2014
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authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.
Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!
by CharlesM January 3, 2015
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phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over
Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship
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booty relationship

We went from booty call to booty relationship
by Milf2001 August 29, 2015
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Dysfucktional Relationship

A Relationship that is Extremely Dysfunctional, damaging and only driven by sex.
Those two's Dysfucktional Relationship has caused problems with all their friends
by J.Marinaro October 7, 2015
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