Ruler of the Chumlands
Person 1:Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italy pillaged my grandmothers village, Orifice.
Person 2: What a crackhead
Person 2: What a crackhead
by Bababababbabababababababab December 9, 2019
Get the Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italymug. The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.
Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014
Get the Northern Texas Door Jammug. by sailor soon February 27, 2017
Get the northernmug. Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.
by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024
Get the Northern Michigan Universitymug. they were drunk when they built the northern state parkway. traffic all day everyday. pot holes galore, a bitch to drive on the end!
oh and the on and off ramps suck you could go into the woods.
oh and the on and off ramps suck you could go into the woods.
by the dananator August 28, 2010
Get the northern statemug. Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.
Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019
Get the Northern Territory Bitumen Banditmug. "Northerning it" or "I've northerned it" are terms used once one has made themselves sick through consumption of too much alcohol. The phrase originated in 2004 by two Nottinghamshire holidaymakers in Ibiza. Use of the term became commonplace once they returned home and it began to be used by their friends. As a result the term has now fully established itself in the region through word of mouth. It's influence is spreading and can now be heard all over the Midlands and in some areas of Yorkshire.
The term itself has developed to its current form gradually over the last three years. The phase was originally created after they witnessed someone soil themselves in the Ibizan hotel Es Calo Playa. The holidaymakers found this hilarious and they developed a traffic light system to judge the various stages of soiling. The individual who has fully soiled themselves was judged to have scored red and the term "redded it" had been born.
Obviously adults soiling themselves is a rare occaisson so the holidaymakers decided that they would class any soiling incidents as a "southern" e.g southern red, amber or green. Far more commonplace was witnessing adults making themselves sick through alcohol abuse and the "Northern Red" phrase was born. Over time the phrase has been abbreviated to "Northerned it".
The term itself has developed to its current form gradually over the last three years. The phase was originally created after they witnessed someone soil themselves in the Ibizan hotel Es Calo Playa. The holidaymakers found this hilarious and they developed a traffic light system to judge the various stages of soiling. The individual who has fully soiled themselves was judged to have scored red and the term "redded it" had been born.
Obviously adults soiling themselves is a rare occaisson so the holidaymakers decided that they would class any soiling incidents as a "southern" e.g southern red, amber or green. Far more commonplace was witnessing adults making themselves sick through alcohol abuse and the "Northern Red" phrase was born. Over time the phrase has been abbreviated to "Northerned it".
Pedro: Alright mate, youve been a while in the toilet? Have you northerned it or been for an organised southern red?
Magma: Yeah I northerned it.
Pedro: Ah right, do you want a chuddy?
Magma: Yeah I northerned it.
Pedro: Ah right, do you want a chuddy?
by PeteNumber1 December 13, 2008
Get the Northerned Itmug.