Northerned It

"Northerning it" or "I've northerned it" are terms used once one has made themselves sick through consumption of too much alcohol. The phrase originated in 2004 by two Nottinghamshire holidaymakers in Ibiza. Use of the term became commonplace once they returned home and it began to be used by their friends. As a result the term has now fully established itself in the region through word of mouth. It's influence is spreading and can now be heard all over the Midlands and in some areas of Yorkshire.

The term itself has developed to its current form gradually over the last three years. The phase was originally created after they witnessed someone soil themselves in the Ibizan hotel Es Calo Playa. The holidaymakers found this hilarious and they developed a traffic light system to judge the various stages of soiling. The individual who has fully soiled themselves was judged to have scored red and the term "redded it" had been born.

Obviously adults soiling themselves is a rare occaisson so the holidaymakers decided that they would class any soiling incidents as a "southern" e.g southern red, amber or green. Far more commonplace was witnessing adults making themselves sick through alcohol abuse and the "Northern Red" phrase was born. Over time the phrase has been abbreviated to "Northerned it".

Pedro: Alright mate, youve been a while in the toilet? Have you northerned it or been for an organised southern red?
Magma: Yeah I northerned it.
Pedro: Ah right, do you want a chuddy?

by PeteNumber1 December 13, 2008

Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

Northern Germany

The place where a felt 100 mph wind is called a "leichte Brise"

Me: Bro, my app says it's gonna be very windy today,
Dude from northern germany: Nah, it's just a "leichte Brise"

by F4814N April 16, 2024

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt

Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023

Northern Terrace

Northern Terrace is the official active group of the australian soccer team Melbourne Victory. they situate them selves on the north side of Aami park where they follow their beloved team and chant in honour of them. whoever stands in their way is unlucky.

Oh so magical,
Oh Melbourne is so wonderful,

D ‘cause of you, we’ll know for sure,

Our hearts will sing forever more,

And when we do,
You’ll know that noise,

From the f*cking Northern Terrace Melbourne boys,
Oh Victory,

Our Victory,

This is our Melbourne team the mighty Victory,

First group: SO WHO ARE WE!?

Second group: SO WHO ARE WE!?

First group: WE ARE THE BOYS!

Second group: WE ARE THE BOYS!

First group: WE’RE FROM THE TERRACE AND WE’RE GONNA MA
SOME NOISE!

Second group: MAKE SOME NOISE!

First group: YOU’RE OUR BOYS!

Second group: YOU’RE OUR BOYS!

First group: AND YOU WILL SEE!

Second group: AND YOU WILL SEE!

by hortomagiko November 2, 2023

Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.

Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

northern

Weird, strange or eerie.

I'm glad we left that party, the host was really northern.

by sailor soon February 27, 2017