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Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.
"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"
by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023
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muscle mass

Trentwins are the definition of muscle mass
by Lgdabuser June 22, 2023
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Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.
Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.
by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010
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Purring Muscles

When muscles are so large and beast like they purr like animals to show their strength, they will also growl if you make them angry
ohh wow look at your muscles i can basically hear then purr when i stroke them! definately purring muscles!
by B4NT November 28, 2011
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Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.
The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"
by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017
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Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
by Robjef622 May 6, 2017
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Pucker muscle

Your dick will pucker when u happy
Damn dude I got a huge pucker muscle Last night with your grandma
by Big chub August 10, 2017
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