mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check

hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"

by bzurm June 18, 2012

Gromit Mug

Something that is constantly broken FOR NO FUCKING REASON!

“What’s up guys, today we’ll be breaking the Gromit mug.
It is based off of the hit Bri’ish show Wallace & Gromit”

by Beansboy420 April 2, 2022

Mug face

Typically used for when someone is being an absolute mug

"Fuck sake Jefferson! Don't leave the fridge door open, you mug face"

by Blaringtaser January 3, 2020

Pee mug

A mug that's full of human urine that you try to hide form your mother

Noun

OH NO! Mom found the pee mug!

by RunUpAJew April 6, 2019

Jug Mugging

To whallop someone violently about the head with one's jugs.

She gave him one hell of a jug mugging. And it was good.

by Jamgirl75 February 26, 2010

Dirty mug

Licking a waitresses butthole after a “double shift”.

Meaning she has just been freshly DPd by two randoms and you got the clean up

Steve: “Are you hooking up with that waitress tonight?”
Bill: “Yup”
Steve: “ Make sure them dishes are clean. You don’t want her giving you a dirty mug”

by Fornicater July 3, 2022

Mug Shot

1. A picture taken to identify a criminal
2. When a mug is shot with a bullet from a firearm

1. We just got done taking prisoner 35664's mug shot.
2. Woah! I got a mug shot!

by BLM_BangLocalMilfs February 17, 2022