Sea Mouse

These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.

"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."

by Doctor Sniff August 19, 2013

Minge mouse

When a woman slips her finger in whilst being fucked, in order to make her vagina feel tighter.

She was pretty loose, but then her pussy got tighter. She minge moused me

by ToxicTwin June 4, 2011

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016

mouse cock

A tiny or very small penis.

Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard

by pkt December 17, 2004

micky mouse

Ugly Mouse

Thats Micky

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

mouse hammock

A kotex, feminine pad.

Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"

by Kelly Frith February 24, 2007

cat and mouse

When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out

John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse

by Mark Preston March 12, 2003