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meatball monster

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.
Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.
by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008
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Chode Monster

A Chode Monster is exactly that. It's a chode monster. A monster that has a body that looks like a chode. Now, this monster may be male or female. It can even be transvestite. Even though a Chode Monster is only a legend it has been said that they can come and make a guys penis into a chode after a terrible accident. Chode Monsters can also give women with small vaginas alot of pleasure without over powering their vaginas.People normally draw Chode Monsters or scuplt them as a joke.But Chode Monsters are no joke. They can be real. It's a mystery.
Me and Janine we're down at the park and I sculpted a Chode Monster while she was talking on the phone. She thought it was very funny but I took it seriuously.
by CathisaCAT April 7, 2009
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Tickle monster

A Uncle who really isn't your Uncle that forces you into submission and tickles you to the point you pee
Stop bringing that tickle monster looking ass mofo around my son
by ҚПÖЩLЁDGӘ October 11, 2018
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Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.
David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!
by Amsygirl January 11, 2010
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Monster Cock

A cock that is very long... Sometimes up to 1 foot
Girl: Whoa, You sure have a monster cock!
by asdfasdfasdgftryrhbdfbxft November 21, 2011
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cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.
Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.
by Ali T April 8, 2003
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Sex Monster

a very horny,ugly ass beast that is very human like in physical form. It has a vagina, penis and breasts so that it can fuck anyone that it wants to. Many that have been fucked by this type of monster have reported receiving sexually transmitted diseases. These monsters are believed to be invincible as no one has found its weakness. Because of this and the fact that they can chase down cars, they will catch you. Running away will only cost you your life and they will just fuck your dead body. It is believed that they live solely off of fucking.
I just got fucked by a sex monster and now I have HIV
by Shit Goose January 23, 2011
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