douche-bag room mate

Some as whole you moved in with or let him/her move in with you. S/He also eats all your fucking food and drinks everything before you even think about getting a drink. S/He also doesn't buy any of food/drinks him/her ate or drank. Also s/He has a male cat that isn't spayed so he pisses everywhere so he blanes your potty trained dog and they don't clean it so your stuck cleaning his cats shit. S/He also may not do dishes, vacuum, or let the trash pile up till it's a mini trash skyscraper. They also make you over pay and when you say something about any of the above problems they say " Well I don't have the money" Even though he works too.

"JP ate all my delicious bacon and left all the dishes to clean. Also his punk ass cat pissed on the couch again. He's such a douche-bag room mate."

by Ragerilla September 2, 2013

You fucked up mate

What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.

American translation: "You dun goof'd"

Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."

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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."

by odah July 14, 2014

Original pirate material

So yep … artist …

Inspiration

It’s all around

Ready to absorb

Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …

Original pirate material

Lock down your Ariel …

Today … the fire … it’s back …

Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….

And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …

Go figure …

And new ideas … oh my …

It really is emotion that fuels this artist

Weeks of trying to light the fire

Now it’s lit …

Paint order needed me thinks …

Original pirate material …

45th generation shaman …

Don’t care when I’m spitting …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

bezzy mate

To describe a friend as your best friend or best mate.

Phil is my bezzy mate, we go to the pub together.

by lou lou pops May 19, 2006

mater

the name for a significant other who is a dedicated partner, but where no marriage has taken place. indicative of a much stronger relationship than simply "boyfriend" or "girlfriend."

i'd like to introduce my mater, sheri.

by dankhaddock January 18, 2010

paper mate

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

by p00pies May 6, 2004

wtf mate

usually said when surprised or confused. w-what t-the f-f*ck

pronounced: dub-ah-yoo tee eff may-teh

bob: durka durka akrad mahammad albid durka

steve: wtf mate?

by durka akrad May 14, 2006