Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019

monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020

Meat masher

Meat Masher: An adjective describing a women who gives hand jobs often.

Damn that girl is a real Meat masher

by T O A S T January 25, 2022

Tyler Mash

A snappy pizza connoisseur

Has a whack hoodie that is quite mid

Looks like a indecisive poached egg rotting in a liquified van

A Tyler Mash flew past my window

Oh look! He left a snappy pizza on the doorstep!

by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022

word-mash

when you mash two words to make anew but un-official word. For example: carate is a word when that comes out when you mash up cat and pirate.

i wonder what bird and baseball would sound if they were together... why dont i word-mash them together?

by da bruh man August 18, 2022

Ben Mash

I am Ben mash

Hi mate are you freighted ?

Yeah I am Ben mash.

by FreightedDave66 December 27, 2022

down the mash

To just suck it up and deal with a problem like a man

I can't stand my boss. Well just shut the fuck up and down the mash.

by Dawg October 17, 2003