Kentucky Mix

When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.

I made a Kentucky Mix last night and I had a blast!

by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023

Trail Mix

When you put your penis in someone's asshole, take it out, put it in their mouth and nut.

"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"

"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"

by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023

mr mix

that type of friend that gets really pissy when you don't make your tomato sauce correctly

john, I'm sorry I can't make pasta sauce, you're being such a mr mix >:(

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 18, 2024

ta3rees mix bix

Originated from a autistic friend group. the phrase "ta3rees mix bix khara bata beera gad tatas lulu yuki". it symbolizes sharmata and sex.

Anmar: "fuck you khaled"
Khaled: "i love you anmar"
Moath: "baneek rabak"
Miras: "only in oman"
Baker: "ima smoke and be back give me 10 mins"
Wyan: "shabab what car should i get"
Abood: "i love nami *cums*"
Khalil: "shayek al system"

khaled to Anmar: "hey anmar i love you, ta3rees mix bix"

by omak nonce March 26, 2024

Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).

Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.

by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024

Gumbo (Mix/Blunt)

Gumbo is four or more different flavors of high grade marijuana in one mason jar mixed and rolled together. King coined the term via Social Media in 2020 during Covid Lockdown in Chicago.

Wanna smoke some Gumbo?

I’m about to smoke this Gumbo blunt.

You got some weed? Yea I got some Gumbo (Mix/Blunt)!

by Samjones2134 April 28, 2024

Shrex Mix

Cum that's thick like mud, stinky like an onion, and green like Shrek. Warning: Produces Freaky Babies.

I filled her pussy with my Shrex Mix, and my green baby's ears are cylindrical.

by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024