Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.

Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.

by JKWeb August 6, 2011

Minnestronal

When speaking anonymously positive about someone else

Chris "minnestronally" divulged a conversation to Mike about how everyone loves him and thinks he's the best

by Senor Mikey Pee October 22, 2008

Minzee

n. Usually a girl of korean decent that has a creative geniuss and an A-class figure like non other. Many people have rumored her to be of godly decent though none have been confirmed to be true...yet.

Yo you see that hotty ovah there...she's a minzee.

by oppasaranghae June 18, 2011

minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017

minneapolished

Being from the Twin Cities, metro area - and having that contribute to why one is polished/taken care of/ well groomed etc.

Tom is minneapolished, and that is why his clothes are always primly pressed. Invented by WB

by @williamforrest__ June 11, 2018

minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.

Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

Minnesota Timberwolf

During the heat of intercourse, you rip off your partners limb. You then proceed to masturbate with the severed limb.

I thought we were really having a banging time, until she Minnesota Timberwolf’d my left arm. Fuck.

by Muck Pentagram March 9, 2021