Hop on Minecraft

Very often the term of asking your friend for rough and hardcore sex whether its a girl or a boy.
The person asked cannot deny the request, and has to have rough and hardcore sex with the asker.

Maddie, hop on Minecraft today.
Hey Tom, want to see me hop on Minecraft with Alex?

by Misart August 8, 2021

Minecraft 2

A thing all gamers want, but is too illegal to have.

Minecraft is a great game, so people want a Minecraft 2. HOWEVER, IT IS WAY TOO ILEGALL TO OWN IT.
or just download some custom mod idk.

by BaconSlushii May 11, 2021

Minecraft Syndrome

When you play Minecraft for a long time and start seeing objects in Minecraft mode, i.e. walls being made of blocks.

Person 1: Dude, why is Jerry hitting that wall with a stick?

Person 2: He's been playing Minecraft for 3 days straight. Looks like he has a wicked case of Minecraft Syndrome.

by Axis Dreft December 14, 2012

Minecraft Dream

Having a dream about being in minecraft. Could also have stuff like mining if you are addicted enough. Having dreams about minecraft means you are getting far too addicted, and need to stop before it becomes your life.

Michael: Last night, I had this crazy dream where I was in minecraft, and a creeper started talking to me.
Jacob: Damn, you must be really addicted, if you're having a minecraft dream.

by Grover234 August 8, 2012

Minecraft skin

A Minecraft skin is a Minecraft users character.
The default Minecraft skin is Steve/Alex.
He just got his account, so he got a cow Minecraft skin.

The default Minecraft skin is Steve/Alex.

He didn't like his current Minecraft skin, so he changed it to Batman.

by BlueeFox November 20, 2014

minecraft bookshelf

An absolute madlad on twitter who thinks that urban dictionary only has nice things to say about your name

Gay

- you know that Minecraft bookshelf guy on twitter?
- yeah, he’s hella gay

by PewdsDogSven October 5, 2019

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

by poop man man poop December 31, 2020