Mental Ninja

A famale. She's a man eater. She will get into you mind and wreak havoc. She will leave you wondering WTF just happened. Avoid these woman at all costs they will eat you alive.

Example 1:

Boyfriend: Lies

Girlfriend: Know's he's Lying and plays along.

Boyfriend: Thinks he's in the clear.

Girlfriend: Give's him his morning coffee in a dirty coffee cup with laxatives in it!

Boyfriend: Just got hit by the mental ninja!

example 2:

Bob: Dude what's wrong?

John: (insert name) is fucking with my emotions, She's like a mental ninja.

by Snickelfritz33 February 2, 2010

thug mentality

Being in the mind of a thug....worrying about your gat and yo click and worrying bout dyin dat life is gangsta

t h u g we be thats thug mentality

Yo lets cut a nigga up?? yeah son you got that thug mentality.

by david187 November 12, 2007

mentally fat

not physically being fat, but knowing that you would be fat because all you do is gobble down food.

Tina was mentally fat after her third plate of nachos.

by SARIE777777 March 12, 2008

Buster Mentality

Someone who thinks like a buster.

Bryce totally flaked on us tonight by not meeting us out. He's got that buster mentality.

by Wodi October 29, 2010

mentally inept

The smart way of saying mentally retarded, defective, special, etc.

Garrison: Obama is a pretty good president!
Harrison: You're mentally inept

by Faggotboywithsmalldick September 6, 2016

mentally retarded

#1 subbing to t-seires
#2 being Lili
#3 liking Morgs and jake paul
#4 anime traps and revers anime traps

Lili is mentally retarded

by gftbdjuajs May 10, 2019

mental gymnastics

a miraculous mental process of weaving intricate threads of reasoning in complex, tangential, and often contradictory ways to give the mental gymnast the illusion that they has resolved the cognitive dissonance stemming from objective facts debunking their firmly held beliefs, thereby allowing the mental gymnast to continue on with life still holding onto the flawed beliefs while still acknowledging the objective facts.

Person1: God is the creator of EVERYTHING, all knowing, all good, and present in all things everywhere at all times.

Person2: So then if people are evil, then at least one of those divine attributes must be false.

Person1: No, because of the concept of freewill.

Person2: Dude, now that there is some MENTAL GYMNASTICS.

by zerO_One March 15, 2017