Eli Manning

A football guy whose secretly gay

You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning

by Buffytheheteroslayer January 17, 2018

manningish

adj.- the quality or state of being like a nearly blind math teacher that everyone is afraid of

He assigns impossible homework every night... he's so manningish.

by MicronesianWizard March 9, 2004

Minning

A foriegner, who acts very gay to another man, then blaming his gay actions on the "fact" that's how they act in their home country.

(foriegner grabs a guy's butt suggestively)

Minning Victim: "Hey man! What's with that?!?"

Minner: "huh huh, that's how they do it in Korea!"

Bystander: "Man, that guy is Minning all over the place."

by Mr. Moosauce454 April 27, 2009

Manning Around

1) To exude your masculinity when it is at its highest point.

2) To frolic in a very manly way

Joe:Did you see Danny hitting on that girl?!

Tom:Naw man he wasen't he was just manning around

by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012

Manning'd

The act of excessively displaying your pure brute,strength, or competitiveness...Especially at JCU WBB Practice.

At Practice:

*Manning grabs offensive rebound, dribbles entire length of court( head down), spin moves through the lane, euro-steps and dunks on 5'3 girl*
Team: "Daaaaaannngggg you just got Manning'd"

In Game:

*5'4 opposing team player gets in the face of a JCU player*

JCU player: "Don't make me go Manning on you!!!"

by ChayMonayyy January 17, 2014

Manningize

To place ones tesicles on the head or face of an unsuspecting person otherwise engaged and distracted by performing an unrelated, typically non-sexual activity, e.g., checking the Manninger'a foot for a stress fracture.

The surveillance footage indicated the customer had Manningized the unwitting shoe shine man polishing his shoes.

by Solar Afterbirth September 13, 2016

Monning

The action of going out to catch pokèmon

Yo brah want to go monning with me

by Mon master July 16, 2016