Macros

So hard up and desperate for a root that he will openly and publicly spade anyone that will definitely put out.

"caley is a gorgeous, cute, friendly, funny, lovely person. Caley is luffly."

by saddam March 25, 2003

Metrosexual

ok, i don't really have a good definition of "metrosexual" but I am sick of hearing some realation to homosexuality. I am a bisexual man, and I look straight as shit. Sometimes I don't shower for days, I like sports, and play van halen on my guitar.

nothing to do with gay man or bisexuals

by trillokid April 23, 2005

Metrosexual

my hairdresser!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

metrosexual

I heard this on the radio, about the noun Metrosexual.
Man speaking, "When I go to buy a shirt, there are usually six sizes available in the store."

"The sizes are; Small, Medium, L, XL, XXL and MetrosexuAL"

by Steven ZAK May 15, 2006

metrosexual

straight man that looks gay, aka Brian quickshot

Whats a metrosexual? Brian

by Dinkyy September 10, 2007

Metrosexual

1.A man who is not gay but has a very good fasion sense and knows how to take care of themselves.

2. A fag

Billy looks verry good he is Metrosexual.

by james coder June 11, 2004

metrosexual

An insecure "pretty boy" who is trying his dambdest to prove his masculinity even though he loves shopping, is trendy, ALWAYS concerned with his appearance, especially his hair and knows more about women than most gay guys. Some may believe a metrosexual is a homsosexual passing himself off as straight or is on the verge of homosexuality.

A metrosexual, in my opinion, lacks masculinity and needs a hormone shot. He may claim he is straight for the time being but, in reality, is probably on the verge of coming out of the closet.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008