An evil human being
Guy 1: man, who’s the creator of math?
Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.
Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...
Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.
Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...
by Jakiii2345 June 11, 2020
Get the The creator of mathmug. The inability to do simple mathematical calculations in the presence of another person or group of people.
Hey how'd your presentation go yesterday?
Not good, I gave the wrong answer when I added up some figures. I should have never made a presentation that included public math.
Not good, I gave the wrong answer when I added up some figures. I should have never made a presentation that included public math.
by MitchellDavids December 1, 2013
Get the public mathmug. Math questions on food, drinks, and consumer items (toothpaste, lipsticks, skin lotions, etc.) that contain cannabis or its derivatives, which poses a health or moral threat to concerned or conservative parents, pastors, and politicians.
A raw math manuscript, which defines “green products” as those containing marijuana in controlled amounts, was leaked out to some expatriate teachers in an international school in Bangkok. One such Thailand math question is the following: “Two green cookies and a cup of green coffee cost 415 Baht. Three green cookies and two cups of green coffee cost 710 Baht. What much is a green cookie?” Answer: 120 Baht.
by Fasters September 12, 2022
Get the Thailand Mathmug. A form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the classroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. When splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of Keystone Light or Busch Light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.
It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.
It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.
Ed: Just picked up a 30 rack! You, Alex, and I are splitting it.
*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*
OR
*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*
Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?
You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.
*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*
OR
*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*
Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?
You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.
by dudebroskihomeboy December 28, 2010
Get the Case Mathmug. Often mistaken as “China Math.” Little-known methodologies using 3D abacus and problem-solving strategies or heuristics, and non-Marxist or non-Maoist pedagogies, practiced by local non-drill-and-kill math educators in Taiwan, which are waiting to break free to enlighten the global mathematical community.
The global success of Singapore math has spurred cottage industries in math education like Shanghai Math and Korea Math, which have come and gone quietly. What about Taiwan Math considering that Taiwan is one of the four little dragons besides Hong Kong, South Korea, and Singapore?
by Fasters August 3, 2022
Get the Taiwan Mathmug. by knitwitted March 7, 2010
Get the math studmug. by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012
Get the Math dickmug.