by SomeGuyWhoHatesSharvin February 23, 2019
Get the Marteen mug.Mårten ,he is a tall young adult man. wide shoulders, sometimes exercise and but do not have the worst sexy body! but still the hottest. a patron and love children. he is usually single but he knows that all girls around would die to be with him. one of them hottest in town. everyone knows who he is. he has blond golden hair, nice face with good skin, has a strong sexy look, green fine eyes, always branded clothes and always looks good even when he wakes up. he has attitude, good personality, big nice smile ... he's just perfect! But be careful, betraying the mare can cost you a lot and can serve you consequenses. The time you get dating he will protect you with his whole life and will be very envious and jeolus when someone takes your attention away from him. This man is not easy to handle let me tell you. He doesn’t mind losing you if you don’t satisfy him sexually and emotionally. He is incredibly open minded and clever. Once you start dating him, i promise you will fall for him and you will think you just found the perfect man until he starts to demand more attention and admiration and you’ll just want to give up. Ironically he is the most loyal, trustworthy and goal oriented person. A man that is quiet at first but once you get to know him, he's fucking hilarious.
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Mårten?
He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten!!
wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten "
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"
Guy 1- hey look, who's that
Guy 2- he's my buddy, Mårten, we're such good friends, come meet him
He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten!!
wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten "
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"
Guy 1- hey look, who's that
Guy 2- he's my buddy, Mårten, we're such good friends, come meet him
by Loveyouuuuuuu May 16, 2019
Get the mårten mug.by AlBeYours July 4, 2019
Get the Martese mug.That one bucktooth nigga whose always complaining about everyone and everything like anyone gives a shit. He then cries like a little bitch and goes on damage control when faced with the slightest bit of criticism, usually pussying out in the process. Whenever he tries to act tough he just closes his hand into a fist in order to look threatening, only to open it and sit back down later on. Motherfucking bitch nigga. Also makes weird crossover fan fictions about Naruto and Zelda characters cause he's that much of a weird ass nigga and neither him or his family owns a car.
Yo I hate this shitty ass *redacted*
Shut the fuck up Martenez, your parents don't even own a car.
Shut up asshole I'll beat you up. *barks like a bitch*
Shut the fuck up Martenez, your parents don't even own a car.
Shut up asshole I'll beat you up. *barks like a bitch*
by Pain_Uchiha September 23, 2019
Get the Martenez mug.He is a tall young adult man. wide shoulders, sometimes exercising and but not having the worst sexy body! protector and loves children.He is usually single but he knows that all the girls around him would die to be with him. One of the hottest in Sweden.He has blond golden hair,good skin, has a strong sexy look, green nice eyes,use designer clothes and always looks good even when he wakes up. he has attitude, good personality, big nice smile. He is just perfect! But be careful, betraying the torment can cost you a lot and can serve you consequences. the time you get to date him he will protect you with his entire life and will be very easily envious when someone takes your attention away from him. However, he is a bad boy and does not show emotions. but you can feel the warmth of the room while he's there. when he looks at you he has eyes with desire. but he looks away quickly. he tries to talk to other girls to make you jealous so you dare to take the courage to talk to him. but once you talk to him he has nothing to say and goes away to play hard.No one likes his personality more than I do! he is emotional, gives good looks and tries to tease you in moments you absolutely cannot be with him. he’s my love of my life and I hope he understands that he belongs to me and that i belong to him. I know he will come back to pick me up when the time has come for both me and Mårten. Just give him a chance and he will prove that he really loves you and would do anything for you!
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Mårten?
He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten.
“wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten"
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"
Girl 1- hey look, who's that
Girl 2 - he's my crush , we're such good friends, come meet him
He's just such a sweet guy he must be Mårten.
“wow, i cant stop thinking about Mårten"
"yeah, isn't he amazing!"
Girl 1- hey look, who's that
Girl 2 - he's my crush , we're such good friends, come meet him
by Loveyouuuuuuu November 15, 2019
Get the Mårten mug.A sexual orietation. Martesexuals are sexually attracted to the Marte™ family. Even though it's it's completely own sexual orientation, it lacks recognition, tolerance&acceptance both from the LGBTQ community as well as the heterosexual community.
*2 lesbians checking out a Marte girl*
A: Oh gosh look at this slayy gurl she's so hot..
B: Omg fr tho!
Both: Nomarte* tho;}
*short for "Not Martesexuell"
A: Oh gosh look at this slayy gurl she's so hot..
B: Omg fr tho!
Both: Nomarte* tho;}
*short for "Not Martesexuell"
by FistZar Sprottnik March 18, 2020
Get the Martesexuell mug.Märten is a decent guy, who likes do play car games. He is a basic Estonian man and he is very weird and has lot's of knowledge on random things. He's go two word is "ODA!"
by Karikakar March 26, 2021
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