When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.
Jenny - "Are you married?"
Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
by sexman413 March 10, 2010
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Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
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If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.
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If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.
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A movement that seeks to ban marriage so that society can be make into a free sex society. That is where anyone can have sex with anyone else.
by Deep blue 2012 March 8, 2010
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Hym “Yeah marriage is great... unless you have a fat cock. Because why get married when you can you can just sit in your group home and wait for your staff to hire someone to suck you off every day while you get a round of applause from Dr JeepJorp.”
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Get the Traditional Marriage mug.A marriage of a man and a woman where one spouse is heterosexual and one spouse is homosexual.
Often the homosexual marries the heterosexual in an attempt to "cure" their sexual attraction to the same sex. Religion, family expectations, and a desire to have children often influence a homosexual person's decision to wed a person of the opposite sex.
I use the term "homosexual" and not LGB because many same-sex attracted people that marry a person of the opposite sex do not self-identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Many also prefer to stay in the closet.
Many, but not all, of these marriages end in severe marital conflict, separation, or divorce.
Often the homosexual marries the heterosexual in an attempt to "cure" their sexual attraction to the same sex. Religion, family expectations, and a desire to have children often influence a homosexual person's decision to wed a person of the opposite sex.
I use the term "homosexual" and not LGB because many same-sex attracted people that marry a person of the opposite sex do not self-identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Many also prefer to stay in the closet.
Many, but not all, of these marriages end in severe marital conflict, separation, or divorce.
Sandy suspected that Steve was gay for a long time, but couldn't tell for sure until she found his Manhunt account on the family computer. Now she's certainly in a mixed orientation marriage. Sandy's hired a lawyer without Steve's knowledge.
by poorbrokegradstudent July 23, 2010
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