Skip to main content

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
mugGet the Sales & Marketing Directormug.

negative marketing

the way companies or businesses use ads to make extremists on twitter or any other media platform, destroy their products to make themselves look like the good guys and gain more sales as a result.
"man gillet has been using negative marketing quit a bit sense they found out it works."
by KO NO DIO DA!! October 15, 2020
mugGet the negative marketingmug.

Market Pliers

I think I heard that he had a big iron on his hip somewhere
A: Did you hear Market Pliers has a big iron on his hip?

B: Who is Market Pliers?
by FatherUnreal November 26, 2023
mugGet the Market Pliersmug.

Brown market

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market
by Social distancing April 6, 2020
mugGet the Brown marketmug.

fee market system

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default
Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*
by breynoldz October 8, 2011
mugGet the fee market systemmug.

The Black Market

Ways 2 buy drugs and #other stuff
by XBeastPlayzX January 10, 2017
mugGet the The Black Marketmug.

Meth market

The place where all the stolen belongings are sold
My friend invited me to the meth market to buy jeans and purses for the low low.
by Wiseone50 October 7, 2021
mugGet the Meth marketmug.

Share this definition