Mancation

When a guy goes on a vacation sometimes with his guy friends, but without the biatch along

I needed some sun and fun so I told my wife I was going on a golfing mancation.

by honus tyronus December 30, 2008

Manato

A person that wants money and lies when you confront him

1st person: *steals money from the counter*

2nd person: Wow, you just stole money, you just pulled off a Manato!

by ManatoWantsMoney July 20, 2017

mandate

What Elton John goes on

"Hey was that Elton John? Yea, he was with his flamer friend, on a mandate."

by esims March 28, 2010

Manhattan Spaghetti Special

After recieving a ride from a cabbie and paying the fare, the act of shooting the aforementioned cabbie in the back of the head with a silenced pistol. And taking the money.

Dude cabs are getting so damn expensive.

Why do you keep paying for cabs? Just do a Manhattan Spaghetti Special and its free.

Doesn't that get messy?

nope its fun shit.

by pistolpeete May 31, 2009

Manhattan

Easily the most overpriced, and overpopulated place on the planet. Wanna see what its like to squeeze 1.6 million people into a 22 square mile radius? Then come to Manhattan, only $794612374510451230 to rent a small studio a month.

Most of Central and lower Manhattan consist of expensive, bland, soulless yuppie infested hellholes like the Upper East Side, Upper West Side, Yorkville, Batterty Park City, Chelsea, Alphabet City, and more.

Upper Manhattan consist of ghetto hellholes like Harlem, Washington Heights, and Inwood. You would think considering how expensive it is to live here that the place wouldn't be filled with criminals, but unfortunately NYC has the most ghetto trash out of any city in America.

I just won the lottery, now I just need to win 87 more times to have enough to pay the rent for my closet sized studio in Manhattan.

by Excadrill August 23, 2011

Manrage

Thinking a man is wonderful and then finding out that he is actually an illusion.

I've been dating this guy for three weeks now and he seemed perfect. Then I found out that he's an alcoholic! He turned out to be a total manrage!!

by Flyfishingurl February 20, 2009

Manhattan Shuffle

To go or do something, and then turn around before completing it.

I started to walk to the gas station, but realized that I didn't really need a Snickers, so I pulled a Manhattan Shuffle and just went back home.

by Radmetalmonk January 15, 2009