Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

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Albee Square Mall

The house of a bunch of rappers in Brooklyn, New York.

My house is the Albee square mall

Go shopping, go shopping, go shopping
Let's all go shopping

by shape012 November 24, 2017

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Mall

He is the biggest father of the entire universe. He makes pussies wet when they see him. He can also fuck in his sleep. He has the record of the biggest dick too.

Person 1: Look at this big dick!
Person 2: It’s Mall’s dick , the biggest in the world

by mall the big daddy October 24, 2019

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Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

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Providence Place Mall

A mall located in Providence Rhode Island where there is at least one death a month and three stabbing a a week. They aren’t classy enough for guns. White toddlers try to join gangs by stealing toys from the build a bear workshop and contemplate jumping off the balcony to avoid the don’t give a shit security. You can often find the escalators not working and a man charging $50 to clean the bottom of your shoes.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that stabbing at the providence place mall?

Person 2: No but I’m not surprised.

by PandaEdge November 1, 2021

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