Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.
Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.
by N4Sir August 12, 2009
by TV Lover April 14, 2012
A term when performing oral sex on a dude, the other person will use soap as lube and roll his balls around in his/her mouth.
Dude 1: "Man, last night was great, she gave me a washing machine."
Dude 2: "Oh really, what kind of soap did she use, I find dawn to work the best!"
Dude 2: "Oh really, what kind of soap did she use, I find dawn to work the best!"
by No need to mention me January 26, 2006
Ayo, son, the chrome machine will delete, right here from your dome to your feet! So watch your tone.
by Blue Raven November 29, 2005
Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?
Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?
Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?
by criminallygoodlooking May 17, 2011
The first installment of Noah Martinez, he died in battle after getting a gold medal in a Karate tournament and evolved into the Nezzy Machine Mark II.
He was a faggot.
He was a faggot.
by The Nezzy Machine Mark X September 29, 2021
A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.
Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.
Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.
Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.
by Nick Brizz August 14, 2011