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joe momma

p1 "knock knock
p2 "whos there?"
p1 "Joe"
p2 "joe who?"
p1 "joe momma"
by Missgyrl October 31, 2021
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BIG MOMMA

an insanely large and overweight mammoth of a mammal, also goes by “Kiera Duncan” . resembles a pig and goes for curly headed fuckers and leaves her mark on their neck. will eat anything given to her. big fatty patty. mug. ginger hair and piercing blue eyes.
“WOAH who’s that fat bitch
“that’s big momma alright
“the…big momma?”
“yeah! Kiera Duncan
by BOGGGG September 15, 2021
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momma don

The female version of a Don, a Mack momma, a madam.
Did you see that MOMMA DON with all her people right with her, how intriguing she must be, I see she leads with grace and dignity. ;)
by HDVISION August 21, 2021
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mombo momma

An afro-american female who weighs in excess of 450 lbs. and usually resides in oakland, california.
Look at that mombo momma rolling to the welfare office!
by IRISH STUD July 21, 2013
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momma rocket

(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
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Momma, she nasty

Whenever a girl does something slutty and is proud of it.

Said with the same idea of a little kid tattle tailing.
Example 1
Boy 1: Look at Kayla grinding on her best friend's husband!

Boy2: Damn. Mama, she nasty!

Example 2:
Boy: I bet you wont flash us

*Girl flashes guys*

Boy: Momma, she nasty!
by pootts December 19, 2011
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