alec minge

A fucking badass mother fucker who wrecks hella bitches and gets hella stacks.

My friends cousin is such an alec minge!

by Tanner Larson March 13, 2015

Minge ninja

In and out before you know it

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

minge rod

A large penis.

He gave it to her with his massive minge rod.

by Krylor2684 September 24, 2020

Minge strike

When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.

Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"

by Doris Mackeral July 8, 2010

Ming Pong

When you look from place to place and all you can see are mingers.

I was downtown with Luke in the KFC line and it was like a game of Ming Pong.

by stranoster January 20, 2010

barbie’s minge

Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.

Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.

by Deodenatus July 16, 2023

council minge

a woman whos vagina looks like 2 bits of ham slapping together in the wind

I only took her home from the bongo the other night and bucked her! she had a proppa council minge

by notoriouspip April 23, 2016