Math

What the universe can be broken down to at its basest form. One of the most frustrating topics EVER, but when one is able to grasp its complexities, can see the inner workings of nearly EVERYTHING.

Math is friggin' tough, but we all wish we had the ability to see it like John Nash.

by Mikey G October 21, 2003

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mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.

He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.

by RVLambo February 1, 2009

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math fu

An extremely disciplined, powerful martial science where strength is built in solving equations and reading ancient texts. Some Math Fu problems are so powerful that they can break the arm of someone who is writing them. Math Fu has many systems like Algebra, Differential Equations, Trigonometry, and others. Math Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It is the basis for many later forms of martial sciences.

The three masters Bernoulli, Ricatti, and Clairaut finish the last 10th order differential kata in the university dojo as young, malevolent-minded Newton observed.

Grandmaster Clairaut - "The righteous path to Math Fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, grasshopper."
Black Belt Newton - "I think not!"

All four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.

by mathfag September 18, 2009

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