Magically Retarded

What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!

Every time I try to plot my drawing, it freezes up, it's magically retarded!

by Rhgrafix September 2, 2013

Magician's cloak

Foreskin

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.

by Bensky March 9, 2014

magic basket

The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.

Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.

by CancelForbat May 4, 2014

Madita

The cutest Girl you have seen in your fucking live! You can not imagine how funny and beautiful this person is. When you see her you have a feeling that you always have when you see her and this is a feeling you can not describe... So love her how you've never done it!

Cute person

Beautiful

Madita

by __something__ June 5, 2017

Magical Forest

The Magic Forest or Magical Forest is another name for the shit ton of hair surrounding a man reproductive organ.

Dude 1: Bro I was totally going to bang Jennifer last night but my Magical Forest started to itch.
Dude 2: Bro that totally sucks you should try GoldBond Medicated Powder™ for a relieving feeling.
Dude 1: Thanks so much bro I appreciate the advice.

by Blano July 10, 2017

magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.

No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.

by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019