The Life

What people in the restaurant business call the restaurant business. Probably to make the fact that they are working long hours in hellish conditions for little recognition or pay seem somehow cool.

"Dude, all those people out there don't know what they're missing! This is The Life!"

"Seriously, yo! Now we get to chop up celery for two hours!"

by seemo March 21, 2007

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It starts off easy. You're a baby, and no responsibilities are expected of you. And then you start school. And once you're a teenager, your parents will expect more and more. Then, when you move out, you have to keep a job, and eventually a family. On top of all this, you have to stay alive through everything life throws at you. You have choices, and lots of experiences to be had.

But what's the reward for going through all the tough times? Death. Yep, you'll just die no matter what. Some religions believe there is an "afterlife", and I believe there is too. But if there turns out to not be an afterlife, then I'll be pissed. (Or not, since I'd be too dead to be pissed.)

You shouldn't be able to die of old age. You should be able to die of everything else but. And your body should stop aging at about 25. That would be an amazing life. At least you'd probably have better chances of an epic death then just fading away over time.

by Life sucks but it has moments. October 11, 2010

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