Richard Leakey

A brilliant scientist who also happens to be a total badass. He discovered several dozen important fossils of prehistoric humans that completely rewrote our theories of human origins and appeared on the cover of Time Magazine...all before he was thirty. But being an awesome scientist wasn't enough for Leakey. He became a conservationist, and was appointed director of Kenya's Anti-poaching agency. He ordered park rangers to shoot and kill poachers on sight, and gave them high-powered assault rifles and Apache helicopters to help them do it. In 1989, he organized a raid that confiscated three tons of poached ivory, which he publicly burned as a giant "fuck you" to poachers. But Kenya's corrupt president wouldn't let Leakey pursue corrupt officials in the Park system. So Leakey founded his own political party dedicated to fighting corruption in Kenya. Leakey soon became director of Kenya's Civil Service, giving him control of the country's government employees, the police force, and the army. Leakey tried to use his power to fight corruption, but his political opponents tried everything to stop him: they sabotaged his plane, causing a fiery crash that caused Leakey to lose both of his legs, hired gangs of thugs to beat him up, and even publicly flogged him and beat him with an iron pipe. Leakey survived, but he lost his job when his corrupt enemies forced him out of office.

Richard Leakey's a total badass that nobody's ever heard of. He is a brilliant scientist and anticorruption fighter who has survived over a dozen assassination attempts, yet he still kicks ass...despite having no legs. Even more amazingly, he never graduated high school!

by betelgeux March 9, 2013

Freaky leaky

When you sneeze or cough on our period and your blood overloads.

Girl, cover me. I have a freaky leaky.

by str8tupdefinitions June 21, 2018

Ass leak

When your anus is uncontrollable and is spewing ass liquids

I am experiencing ass leak

by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 3, 2019

Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.

At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!

by Dmonney September 12, 2005

leaky basement

Dangerous condition that often brings about toxic mold, foundation dammage and a host of additional problems. A leaky basement must be repaired.

After the hard rains I ingnored my leaky basement. This brought about the mold problem that made my family sick.

by Felix Gomez October 7, 2007

leaked

When a person in prison gets cut in the face with a razor and he's bleeding uncontrolably.

"I saw this dude on little buggy they drive around the prison yard, and he had about 3 white t-shirts wrapped around his face and them shits was rapidly turnin red B. They leaked the shit out that dude."

by Shylock Jones September 5, 2006

leaky turtle

The act of self urination in mass public. With not one regret of the self humiliation.

Ex: dude im going for it,the leaky turtle.
( D- stands up, in the middle of class: and beings self urination. Igs- wow dollie D's like totally the man, he just pulled a leaky turle and sat back down. I cant believe he would jingaling jingaling a wang chung like that. deo )

by Dleahy February 11, 2008