Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*
by Supertrain12 November 4, 2019
Get the I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the milky way galaxymug. These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.
Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...
Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...
"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"
Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.
Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.
by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023
Get the i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with realitymug. When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Get the Eternity leavemug. An unconventional leave type that denotes the state of being on paid employment leave while actively working voluntarily. Sometimes the work is from home other times it involves working from office as usual. The term was first coined by Bankers from Nigeria's during the Corona virus pandemic when most people had to work remotely and is widely used by working professionals to refer to a not so conventional leave plan
1. Funmi asked Nkenna if he was planning on taking a working leave or a regular vacation as the year was almost over.
2. Amaka decided to take a working leave as she knew she'd have to come to the office once in a while during her leave period
2. Amaka decided to take a working leave as she knew she'd have to come to the office once in a while during her leave period
by Checkmate001 May 8, 2020
Get the Working leavemug. This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.
by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025
Get the Kohl's leavemug. The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.
Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?
Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.
Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.
Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
Get the Leaving the stadiummug. Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.
Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
by Grandsire May 4, 2020
Get the baternity leavemug.