Leaf

Agency? No, tech company. Provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eCommerce businesses only. Gives traditional digital marketing companies a run for their money. Hates snake oil, likes sloths.

The Leaf team helped us profitably scale our DTC brand!

by beLeafer November 25, 2021

Leafed

When you think you’ve lined up the perfect headshot in any video game, only for the bullet to be stopped by a leaf in the line of fire.

I lined up the perfect shot, and then I got leafed!

by Lecoq October 18, 2018

Leaf cult

A very amazing group of leaf worshipers, that was founded in 2020 at a park at lunchtime. It’s a very religious place to vibe with the leaves.

Person 1: look! I see the leaf cult doing their cult dance.
Person 2: dang, I wish I could join the leaf cult.

by Personpersonhi April 13, 2021

lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

by sockdemon January 7, 2024

Ginkgo leaf

An uncountable, immeasurable part of an eldritch abomination, where the veins and sinews of the leaf are indistinguishable from the pulsing, unknowable flesh of the ancient, cosmic horror. To gaze upon a Ginkgo leaf is to peer into the infinite abyss, to glimpse the fractals of madness that lie beyond the veil of our meager understanding. The Ginkgo leaf is both beautiful and terrifying, a window into realms that defy all human comprehension.

“The worshippers of the Great Old One trembled as they laid the Ginkgo leaf upon the altar, its veined surface shifting and pulsing with a life of its own, calling out to the unspeakable entity that lurked beyond the boundaries of reality.”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis

Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12

by chokempls April 6, 2017

Arkansas leaf blower

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.

“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up

by ReyisRight November 21, 2023