Landon

Is a piece of shit

Did you just take a Landon?

by PimpDaddySwagLad January 7, 2016

landon

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

Landon

Some fuck boy with a fat head or "Big Head." This man suffers from erectile disfunction and having a big ass head, okay... he's got a fucking egg for a head.

Jesus, Carl being a Landon again.

by BooperSkooper March 18, 2017

gavin lawson

a ugly donkey fucking twat. one hu likes to rape pigs. he also loves anal sex with dan clark.

ohh dan poke it in again

by ? May 7, 2003

landon guy

gay fag, who cannot get a girl to save his life!!! Bullis guys are so much better! They are the shit!

Don't drop the soap boys!!!!

by Bullis Guys are hot March 17, 2005

lassonde

An exclamattion for anything wrong in the world; used as a dorgotory term meaning generally bad; commonly preceded by fuck

I hear she didn't give you head?
Yeah man fucking lassonde

by Applesorangestopears August 28, 2017

Landon

I gay boy with I Lil pecker

I hate Landon's

by Koebin June 4, 2016