by presley the legend August 30, 2019
Get the landon dunnmug. Landon is normally a very sweet guy, with the hair colour of dark chocolate and the same goes to for eyes. Caring and compassionate, he is protective. Though having some rough spots here and there he is an understanding and gentle guy. He will call you late at night when you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there to talk to you when you need a friend or if you just need some simple advice. He loves the ones he cares about most, so you shouldn't get on their bad side either. Loving and sweet. He's great boyfriend material. He's loveable and an angel sent from heaven. Never let a Landon go.
Girl 1: Yo, who's that?
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet
by Naomi_Galx March 30, 2019
Get the Landonmug. Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games
by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021
Get the Landonmug. A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
by fannybanny September 24, 2023
Get the Landonmug. Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009
Get the royce landonmug. Landon is a cute boy but ugly at the same time he has a friend who will sometimes back him up.
He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
by Landoooooon June 6, 2020
Get the Landonmug.