Landon

Landon is a strong and caring guy. He may come to a point where he can care less about who you are. He may sit there and call you a bitch. He makes mistakes just like everyone else. Sometimes he may not understand the type of person he himself is. He changes. But he is funny and understanding. Trustworthy. He'll sit there and convince you to tell the truth. Then you'll have to say it. He's a country loving guy. He hates people who lie. Never choose anyone over Landon. What ever you do, Just keep the boy happy. He always puts a smile on your face.

If he's hot then he's a Landon.

by His friend January 9, 2019

Landon+Ruthie

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.

Landon+Ruthie=Perfect couple

by BigVick10 January 31, 2019

landon crumpacter

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.

Your a real Landon Crumpacter

by Das dat boi March 25, 2019

lando

(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.

farren: yum its lando
ryder: landons cool
joseph: lando stinks
aayush: *popcorn*

by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020

landon vick

The sexiest dude you’ll ever see . don’t leave your girl around him to long....he a gangster!

ohhh hide ya girls landon vick is here ...

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S

Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital

by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

Landmine

A landmine consists of placing a roach (or clip) into a bowl. Then, placing weed and/or tobacco on top. Such that the bomb, very much like a normal time bomb, is placed under a layer of dirt or grass. Proceed to smoke the bowl back and when the bomb is hit the smoker who tripped it must yell landmine.

*hits bong* "Guys I think I hit the LANDMINE"

by nascribe June 9, 2021