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Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."
by H+M December 20, 2014
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lamp

something that you say when something is kinda funny but at the same time you don’t really care enough to formulate a proper response
Kyle: bruh did you hear that Karen’s dog got stolen by an eagle?

Chad: lamp
by 520guccigang May 18, 2020
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Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people
by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021
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LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"
by suhh_dew January 30, 2017
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Nigga Lamp

When a nigga fucks a girl by a lamp (Nigga Lamp)
That was a gnarly nigga lamp!
by Jacob The Ripper January 21, 2022
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amber lamps

Well, there's the amber lamps.
by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024
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rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats
Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.
by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020
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