Luke

A person which is always second best to Jeeves and is not ashamed to let everyone know his penis is the size of a cocktail sausage

That guy is such a Luke

by AfcJeeves July 6, 2015

Luke

Is a tall, hot guy that uses girls for sex, takes his fans for granted, likes to date manipulative bitches named Arzaylea. He doesn't care about anyone but himself. He fakes being shy and quiet to get more girls, and he's just a total ass.

Look at Luke trying to get those girls to sleep with him when his girlfriend is all the way in LA.

by ex_lukegirl September 4, 2016

luke

Luke is a follower he will stand next to the fire when it is not on. Luke would usually have glasses and wear old baggy clothes he is a short skinny guy. You can usually convince Luke to buy you any thing you want or like.Luke is usually a bad cook and he will watch you get dressed and sleep and even eat.

Luke is a one of a kind guy

by kenny and joey October 14, 2011

Luke

A really nice guy who has slept with everyone. But, he has a small cock

Hey here comes Luke.

He's so hot.

Yeah but he has a small dick.

Yeah I know

You've slept with him too?

Yeah everyone has.

by ASMALLCHICKENNUGGET December 9, 2016

Luke

Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.

Oh, luke? He's dating Mia.
Yeah luke is cute

by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019

Luke

A boy that has a great, playful, and sometimes even dirty sense of humor. He is usually the best guy friend that a person could ask for. He is all the girl's best friend, but he is far from just the friend zone! He is very sensitive and shows his emotions, but in a manly way. Luke is a person that is the brilliant. Luke is overall an amazing person! If you have a Luke in your life then you are quite lucky!

My boyfriend broke up with me, and Luke was the first to comfort me!

by LaLaLaUke November 22, 2019

Luke

A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.

bruh, you're such a Luke right now

by LukeHater(((((((()))))))))) May 2, 2019