LOAFIWSE

Lack Of Any Fucking Intelligence What's So Ever

Wow he read the wrong book for the test, he suffers from LOAFIWSE.

by kingdff May 14, 2009

loaf seat

a seat of great comfort, made of any baggage ranging from dufflebags, suitcases, and backpacks. most effective when the person making the loaf seat has less then 8 hours of sleep.

the man made a loaf seat to sleep on while waiting for his ride.
guy 1:"dude im about to pass out"
guy 2: make a loaf seat"
five minutes later...
guy 1:"zzz"
guy 2:"zzz"

by BSA T74 AW September 25, 2010

Loafmosis

Loafmosis- the process in which the artist MeatLoaf uses to affect the physical properties of objects in his music video environment

Ghosts flying into minicastles and causing crashing chandeliers, as seen in the video for I would do anything for love is a product of loafmosis. Not to be confused with HisNameIsRobertPaulson Syndrome or the process used to convince meatloaf to start in Rocky Horror Picture Show as a frankenbiker.

by Dr. Dick Knuckle November 12, 2011

Loaf

curly hair
green eyes
tan skin
small feet

wow! she's a proper loaf.

by kittykat66 April 13, 2020

Loafing Cooper

An amazing Minecraft streamer from Australia who never dies in bedwars :)

Person 1: “Yo! What’re you watching?”
Person 2: “Oh I’m just watching Loafing Cooper”

by pedajgordon January 27, 2021

crayon loaf

taking a shit that uses half a roll of toilet paper wiping. In effect writing with a crayon

just took a big crayon loaf and no theres no tp

by j laban m January 16, 2008

Diaper Loaf

Used to describe someone who is socially inept, professionally incompetent, selfish, egotistical, greedy, a thief or otherwise repellent to anyone around them.

There goes Jenny, taking the last cup of coffee without making a new pot. What a Diaper Loaf.

by Radio Dude July 1, 2011