Kyle

A retarded young lad who likes it up the ass, axe body spray and chugging monsters all night long. Kyle's are also very over the top and annoying. They also usually treat women like shit and hate there fathers

My buddy Kyle is gay

by Kyleisaretard768 June 20, 2019

Kyle

That one kid in class that thinks he is funny

He is the most annoying little shit you'll ever know

Kyle: "Hey, dude Hey, Dude Hey Dude!"
Random nigga: "SHUT YOUR HEADASS UP"

by Saulxddddddddd January 24, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is the type of friend who drinks monsters and punches holes in his walls. And also has no penis

Bro Kyle has a bald spot

by Hairydicklord5678 July 2, 2019

Kyle

very sweet person. the typical “punches dry wall and drinks monster.”

kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.

kyle: *takes sip of monster*

friend: dude those are so bad for you

kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there

by SaltDragon69 November 5, 2019

Kyle

A lazy son of a bitch that leaves his english essays to the last minute

All the kyles in the class are failing and they deserve it

by slipperysock December 9, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a dude obsessed with Monster Energy Drinks and likes soccer moms and in summer switches between wet look gel or a snap back flipped back.

Older Man: "young man you better slow down on those"

Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"

Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"

Kyle : "flips old man off"

by Døn'tJudg3M3 April 22, 2019

Kyle

Handsome man that's a actor with an AMAZING voice. Sweet hearted and kind

Loves everything and everyone around him. Gots AMAZING abs and plays guitar. In love with girls named Taiya.

Girl 1 "I need a buff man"
Girl 2" go find a kyle girrl"

by Sweet tart 101 June 8, 2019