Kyle

A retarded young lad who likes it up the ass, axe body spray and chugging monsters all night long. Kyle's are also very over the top and annoying. They also usually treat women like shit and hate there fathers

My buddy Kyle is gay

by Kyleisaretard768 June 20, 2019

Kyle

That one kid in class that thinks he is funny

He is the most annoying little shit you'll ever know

Kyle: "Hey, dude Hey, Dude Hey Dude!"
Random nigga: "SHUT YOUR HEADASS UP"

by Saulxddddddddd January 24, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is a douche that drinks Monster, is an ass, and only respects other Kyles

Kyle: fucc u dad
Dad: U little shit, get out of the bush
Kyle:*crying* I never get to do anything

by VomitGod June 18, 2019

Kyle

A simpatron and uwu boy 123

This means that Kyle's does simping for a living

by Lucozade gel June 29, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a dude obsessed with Monster Energy Drinks and likes soccer moms and in summer switches between wet look gel or a snap back flipped back.

Older Man: "young man you better slow down on those"

Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"

Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"

Kyle : "flips old man off"

by Døn'tJudg3M3 April 22, 2019

Kyle

the type of guy with bleached hair. posts bad memes. shitposter in general. he'll always have that one unfunny friend that you wanna knockout. kyle also uses outdated and unfunny memes.

kyle: do u know dae wae?
everyone: kyle, shut the fuck up.

by spectabels September 1, 2019

Kyle

Massive dickhead

Very emotionless

Makes Memes and is a Meme Lord

Loves Anime

Drinks Monster Energy for every meal

Loves making fun of people

Plays video games 24/7

Sleeps at 4am
Loves Punching walls and breaking controller after loosing a video game
Hates boomers

Your such a Kyle

That edgy guy is probably a Kyle

by Kyle jp August 15, 2020