When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason November 20, 2011
Get the Side Knotmug. When two long dick dudes tie them together and then try to pull the knot out until it becomes a bloody mess. Red knot!
I walked in on my roommate yesterday and he and his boyfriend had their dicks tied together and were pulling apart, it was a bloody mess!! It looked like a Red Knot!!
by booker t washington October 17, 2015
Get the red knotmug. A tie knot that is tied so horribly that it looks like a tornado came by and wrapped it around your neck.
by alucardeverlasting October 31, 2013
Get the tornado knotmug. 
She went to the crapper all bent over, like an hour ago, I bet she has a duce knot keeping her in there.
by Cooter polluter October 15, 2017
Get the duce knotmug. The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."
"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "
by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014
Get the clot knotmug. The knotty mess of hair at the back of a woman's head caused by being rubbed against the pillow during sex, or from her hair being grabbed by her partner during doggy-style sex.
'Ohh look at the state of Julie's hair. That shag-knot tells us what she was up to before she came into work today!'
'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
by Sidders02 March 8, 2021
Get the shag-knotmug.