Knob the builder

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.

Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.

by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020

Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather

Bro that knob cheese is super rank

by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021

Cheesy Knob

Unwashed penis, unhygienic conman mechanic, foul smelling foreskin from not washing, a person in denial about their low sexual standards.

Theres cheesy knob, cheesy knob had his feet to the wall last night, cheesy is being sleazy again, cheesy got another victim, some smell from cheesy foreskin after the weekend

by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019

knob cake

A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.

Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit

by Harry Jacobs August 20, 2013

Bork-Knob

An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”

Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*

by Peensucker August 10, 2023

Cheesy knob

Where you have been having sex with someone and you don’t wash your knob for a long while then cheese starts to come out the bellend of it and grow around the bellend then it gives off a cheeeeees smell as if your eating a toasty

Cheesy knob Kevin I could almost make a cheese toasty aff that knob a urs get it washed ya smelly belly

by VXCASXV January 25, 2021

knob wrangler

Person who tries to give 'pleasure of the hand' to man but fails to make the experience enjoyable. The unenjoyable experience can be likened to having your cock stretched, twisted, man-handled, strangled or wrangled.

Flippin' heck my cocks sore from last night that bird I met was a fucking knob wrangler

by mashedroots November 29, 2012