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Kelly's Cornhole

(n.) a name given the status of a proper noun by rocker Marilyn Manson in reference to the anus (cornhole) of a girl simply disclosed as "Kelly". According to Manson, Kelly was a large girl with whom he and a friend became involved in sexual games one night. When Kelly exposed her anus, the two men were silently horrified to get a glimpse of a small, slimy, whitish particle somewhat resembling a corn kernel residing within. After the publication of this anecdote in his autobiography l.h.r.o.o.h, the act of referencing Kelly's Cornhole has since become an inside joke among Marilyn Manson fans, though a practical application for the term has yet to be devised other than simply describing people with corn in their ass.
I love poundin' me some cornhole... unless it's Kelly's Cornhole, that is. Blech! *convulses*
by Holly Teacakes January 30, 2007
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Kelly

a. guy who is very loveable and sweet, he is easy to get along with and is a great shoulder to cry on
b. you may find yourself falling in love with him once you find out how great he is
kelly: awww i would protect you
huhbass. aww kelly your so sweet =
by HuhBass December 24, 2008
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Thinks he's better than Eminem Already has white hair. Won't do shit offline. Really short.
"Machine Gun Kelly really sucks."
"I know he can't even rap a present."
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kelly

name commonly given to the girl who always eats the last funion just as you're about to reach into the bag and claim it.
Kelly wtf that was my funion! Mine!
by anon8001 February 10, 2010
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Kelly Clarkson

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hot-kelly

1. n. the hotness that is kelly. one cool chick.

2. adj. being of the caliber of hotness that is hot-kelly.
1. hot-kelly is one bad-ass personage.

2. wow, she was 'hot-kelly' hot.
by rex ingeniosum December 16, 2003
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R. Kelly

Child molestor, who was recently quoted as saying "Osama's the only one who understands how I feel"
by Seenus September 17, 2003
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