keyboard warrior

1: “whats a keyboard warrior
2: “uno ella”
1: “yh”
2: “shes a keyboard warrior”
1: “ohhhhh”
by Ratataatat2 August 30, 2021
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Keyboard Warrior

A person that thinks they can do anything online like being an asshole in video games or discord. They seem very nice in real life but are absolute idiots online.
person one: Hey bitch yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so bad. lol 500 wins!!!! person two: Says the person which just started!!!! person three: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH person four: GET RECKT KEYBOARD WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by thesweat23456789 July 9, 2022
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keyboard wave

a thing you do on your keyboard when ur bored
a typical keyboard wave is like this: sdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlok
by plscommitdie June 16, 2020
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Keyboard Warrior

Someone who is to weak in real life to fight so they berate you over only platforms.
They are generally really toxic and there name is usually Joshua Hu
Joshua Hu is such a keyboard warrior
by Rickaxely June 2, 2022
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Keyboard Gangster

Customer who will not enter a store in person, or even pick up the phone, but will not hesitate to trash you, your performance or your company to Hell and back by email or online review. IF any in-person or telephone contact is made, a Keyboard Gangster will go directly to your boss and trash you there as well. Could also be described as a crossbreed of a coward and a Troll.
You can try and get ahold of him, but he won't pick up. He's just a Keyboard Gangster, yo. Just forget about him.
by CosmosTheProfessor December 28, 2019
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chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.
You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.
by the brains at work October 6, 2010
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rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.
how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?
by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023
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