Kansas City Whirlpool

With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash

P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool

by _weegee July 30, 2023

Kansas teat

when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.

My wife gave me a Kansas teat last night she woke up with a stinky nose

by galekbruh January 12, 2023

Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

Bleeding Kansas

When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.

Guy: UwU

Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO

by BautistaBombHer June 5, 2018

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti December 7, 2023

Kansas flash bang

When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed

Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.

by Kansas kids February 11, 2020

Kansas crabapple

When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things

My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple

by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018