When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
Get the Kansas City Shufflemug. When you throw up pizza while giving a blowjob, and you use it as an extra liquid because you just smoked a shit ton of weed and you have cottonmouth.
Girl 1: Girl, You have no idea, what happened last nights.
Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!
Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!
by Mictasty December 13, 2019
Get the Kansas Pizzeriamug. When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things
by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018
Get the Kansas crabapplemug. 1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.
2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”
Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”
2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”
2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025
Get the Kansas City Splattersmug. a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
by just_dug January 12, 2022
Get the kansas city steamermug. When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
Get the Kansas City Mudslidemug. The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.
Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.
by Squishy turd September 22, 2016
Get the Kansas Tractormug.