John

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L

John le is hannaj's boyfriend

by barocaro January 14, 2020

John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.

God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him

by Louisecarter December 6, 2019

John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

John

Another word for a penis

"Damn, that John was good last night

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

John

Gay cunt, usually likes sucking ass

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum

by John'sFriend August 6, 2018

JOHN

John another word for micro penis

you have a john HAHAHA

by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020

John

Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.

John's amazing.

by Hduduso November 28, 2016