Jewish Six Pack

Similar to Asian six pack, but instead of a high school course load of three maths, and the sciences, the Jewish six pack consists of six high school classes in which the main subject of interest hold high importance in Jewish society.

Desmond: What grade 12 classes do you have this school year?

Morrie: Accounting, Economics, Financial Securities, International Business, Advanced Functions, and Data Management.

Desmond: Ahh yes, the Jewish Six Pack.

Morrie: ???

by Desmond West February 05, 2009

sacred jewish inch

The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.

Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.

by inconspicuouslyness December 03, 2009

Jewish Sped Kike

Jewish Sped kike is a term that is used online in response to someone who is being a shit head

Billy: I fucked your mother last night

Tom: Shut the Fuck you you Jewish Sped Kike

by MrStealyoWhip December 24, 2020

Jewish Jack Shot

Taking a cup used for ashing cigarettes (or Ash tray) pouring a shot of Jack Daniels into it for a tasty treat.

Friend 1: Dare you to to take a Jewish Jack shot
Friend 2:what's it worth?
Friend 1: tenner
Friend 2: DEAL!

by Cheezybiscuit September 21, 2018

Jewish Baby Stroller

Any size grill that would accommodate one Jewish child.

There goes Jedediah with that stupid Jewish Baby Stroller again.

by USfyre June 30, 2022

Jewish Oven Pie

When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.

Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!

by Donny Biggums March 21, 2023

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008