closet jew

A person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. Also known as a: Crypto Jew

Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.

I could be considered a closet jew, because I want to be jewish, but I'm afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.

by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 30, 2010

jew snatcher

One who snatches Jewish Folk and sells them for money on eBay or some other method such as the black market or BuyYourJew.com

The little Jew Snatcher took my Grandmother and sold her to a family in Indonesia!

by Plash December 23, 2014

sneaky jew

Being a real rat

Landon is a real sneaky jew asshole

by Papa Landon May 19, 2014

Jew off

A competition to see who can be the cheapest or get the best deal on something.

I got this new TV at Walmart for 400 bucks!" "I bet I can get it cheaper on Amazon....how about a good 'ol jew off?

by Toomuchtodo December 8, 2010

mad jew

The name given to someone who posts excessive amounts of pointless crap on Internet forums.

He went mad jew in our forum. We had to subsequently ban him.

by peopleofmr May 25, 2007

Jew Hump

(Verb)
1.Literally humped by an individual of the Jewish faith.

2.Attacked from behind by someone in a video game generally killing them.

1.George Just Jew humped me!

2.(Halo 2)That n00b Jew humped me with a Laser sword!(instant kill)

by Jon__11717 January 20, 2008

robo jew

Automatic Teller Machine or ATM. The banks are run by the Jews, the ATM's are their automatic soldiers of the future.

I'm out of cash, and this bar won't take my debit card. I guess I'll have to bite the five dollar fee and use the Robo Jew.

by gaberick August 5, 2008