jersey curb tap

When you are in the club and subtly tap your crotch on a girl’s ass as you walk by her.

That jersey curb tap was crazy stu, you full on rubbed meat on that girls cheeks as you walked by her bro.

by Stuart Garrett April 26, 2023

Jesse Martin

Jesse Martin rizz god part-time producer, top g sexy best

Jesse martin ya sexy best

by kissing you dad May 10, 2023

the jersey box

this is when your car gets blocked in by other vehicles on the freeway, and you cannot get loose. can happen with as little as 4 other cars.

"Damn, caught in the Jersey bo again!"

by blackeyedangel May 14, 2005

New Jersey Squealer

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.

Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."

by Gustation April 19, 2018

New Jersey Finger Hat

When you and your lady are having a good date and things are normal, when she busts out some Bugles and puts one on the tip of your penis.

“Bro my girl is so kinky! Last night we tried a New Jersey Finger Hat and it was amazing. She even ate it afterwards!”

by J0hn_D0e October 10, 2019

kai jesse

Similar to china really fucking big and wide love food and if he fell over rolls down the hill. Cock-small. waist-fucking massive. Similar to a snowball, once he eats one thing he doesn't stop growing

person 1: you look like kai Jesse

Person:2 nom nom nom what cunt

by Christa Ronaldo November 2, 2022

you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009