by CardiB2.0 October 25, 2017
Get the I'm going to spark your jawmug. Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."
Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."
Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
by Bructus August 13, 2010
Get the Snatched defeat from the jaws of victorymug. When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.
“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”
“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.
“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.
by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019
Get the Snatching defeat from the jaws of victorymug. Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".
by Gazcap October 30, 2022
Get the Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartnersmug. by Vinbin December 9, 2017
Get the Give me your jaw bonemug. A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.
Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 16, 2014
Get the Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeatmug. 