by Bi Ching Atu March 16, 2010
Your at a party where you are getting hammered. The feeeling of drunk enters your body, but it is not alone, the feeling of horny is with it. You are now ridged like a bread stick. You post up in the party and eagle eye that one girl that suits your fancy. When you spot her, you approach and say those special words that all girls want to her, "Sup beautiful, wanna fuck?!" You proceed to grab her hand and pull her to an empty bed room where you get busy, real fucking busy. The next morning, your bragging to all your friends that you bagged this one chick when you notice your buddy is histarical. He then tells you that he fucked a girl in that same bed, but he pulled out and came all over the bed. Tat bed was soaked with your buddies swimmers and you bagged that random chick on top of that shit.
by Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
A totally retarted fucker who thinks he all that because he is greek. Has a small penis and takes pictures and smiles at them during class at catholic school
Greg the greek lives the #greeklife
by Charlieswhorehouse October 12, 2015
bad-ass white guy with the ability to draw rofl-copters... taught me about 2 blue crabs... totally hates white ppl... bootleg kkk warrior
by f3@rl3$$ December 15, 2008
Kevin suggests Michael's initials of MGS (Michael Gary Scott), but Michael interjects that he doesn’t want Mark Greg Sputnik to take the credit.
by Saucemuffin January 19, 2011
by Patrick Way February 21, 2019
An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around. The meme involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Greg's classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.
by DrDragun June 14, 2011