The hood it not working

What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"

Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"

by Amale O. November 14, 2007

hood shop

A beauty parlor/shop that is in the hood. Ghetto clientele and enviornment. Hood shop stylists usually do the best weaves, pony tails and short hair.

'Girl, I used to go to the Salon downtown but one of my girls put me up on this hood shop! They be DOIN it!'

by Kels823 October 25, 2005

Atomic In the Hood

Like putting someone In the Hood, but after the victim's hood is up, their hoodie strings are pulled until the hood's opening is almost completely closed. If the hood-er is good, they can get the strings tied before the hood-ee breaks free. It is considered the equivalent of an atomic wedgie for the head. The phrase was coined at Centennial Campus Middle in Raleigh, NC back in 2005.

We ambushed Evan after lunch with an atomic in the hood, and how sweet it was.

by Trilly February 6, 2006

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013

Hood money

Untaxable income made in the hood illegally

Soon as I drop off this bag I’m gunna have that hood money

by Cdub13 March 9, 2019

hoods in the woods

Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.

He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.

by BoyTherapist June 7, 2017

Children of the Hood

Where children is brought up in the hood. Typically these type of people would be gangsters/thugs. Or at the bare minimum, criminals. They also have bad education, communication skills and typically a really negative view on life. But hey, aren't all humans like that?

P1: Have u seen Elijah?
P2: yeah i know he became a criminal.
P1: I know he been brought up in the hood.
P2: The hell.? He's part of them?
P1: yeah he is one of the children of the hood.

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021