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Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 6, 2024
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duce knot

When you gotta crap so bad it hurts and wont move
She went to the crapper all bent over, like an hour ago, I bet she has a duce knot keeping her in there.
by Cooter polluter October 15, 2017
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clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."
"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "
by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014
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Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex preaching situations with other words that also have double meanings
Joseph Smith threw a KNOT in there! Romans 4:5 JST
by StillTrying2Help May 19, 2023
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pasta knot

When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight
I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!
by squiding January 13, 2017
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shirley knot

When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.
Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!
by poirotgrl July 21, 2019
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Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.
Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.
by Maniconwords February 12, 2025
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